Virtual Match Report

With Andy Oliver about to go to the middle for the first Toss of the season, a big shout from Jamie saying “you will lose it anyway” then with a quote from the Skipper stating it’s the only thing he normally wins!

Eddie throws his helmet before the first ball in the season is bowled, with Jamie then stating he would have got a 50 as well, before changing his opinion to Factor 50!

Eddie then having a go at the skipper for being 5 down already after only a few balls, then as usual focus turned to the tea and beer which looking at the pictures which went on in the group it did not go down too well!

Sahil was caught at mid-off with his signature shot of playing a drive too early, Rich chipped it in the air to cover trying to smash it out the park, Woodsy chopped on trying to guide it through the gully, Rodders got bowled going back to a shooter, and Eddie out LBW to ball apparently missing second set of leg side stumps!

Jamie thought he was out LBW claiming he hit it, only to be reminded by Richard he was actually playing in the 3s this week!

But a pause in play took place, as the front of the scorebox has fallen out leaving Ed and Chris exposed to the elements with Jamie shouting what’s the code for the changing room again!

Sam complaining to the skipper regarding Chris G not being in the top 7 after a fantastic winter nets

Kamran is looking after one of the U11’s after some net injury took place with the bouncer, with an amazing practice shot coming out of the Kitchen into the lounge, avoiding all the obstacles in the way

Ben stating 18 not out, one straight six, five missed square cuts, and dropped on 0 by the keeper

Chris stating the weather today is better than last season, and deserves to be higher up the order

Edd, telling Tipper to bat the over out, next ball out the ground for 6. Jamie shouting out (As usual) just pitch it up! then a in house 1st XI quote of “Who’s going to finish Chrissy Gs Over”

Then we realise we do have 3 sides playing when Mo asks the question, Hewitt going all out with 27 for the 3s in the 37th over after opening, Sam’s sworn at a player 3 times his age already!

Edd reports in that the 2’s have bowled the opposition out for 71 but are 31-6 in the 12th over.

Walker losing his temper seeing Edd drop 2 in the slips, due to Rich diving in front of both after Ben took a blow and hand to go off.

Rich quoting that Edd’s batting with the 2nd ball of the over was leg side with some fruitful language being used

Ben reports back in, he’s ok after a four-hour trip to Bicester and Witney walk in centres, but hes ok just needing a new mask and his family hates him.

The worse part of our virtual cricket we have no idea who won or lost any of the games, and Jonah missing the cricket even more than before.

Stay safe everyone, tune in next week for the game updates!